&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这样呢?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞降低了20颜值。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“还是太漂亮了。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵觉得这还是仙女的档次啊。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嘶……这样呢?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞狠了狠心,直接降低50颜值。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“e……还是太漂亮了。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵瞅了瞅,倒是脱离仙女档次了,但是还是比妆后的大明星都漂亮啊。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“这也太难了!再来!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞发了狠,降低到10吧!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呃,还可以再……不漂亮一点。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵为难地眨眨眼,这虽然接地气很多,但是也是很漂亮啊,比得上好多校了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……算了!老娘不伺候了!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞嘟了嘴,这还能行?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别嘛,来,这里加点雀斑,嗯嗯,鼻子扁一点……”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵直接上手捏脸了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好难看……”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞照照镜子,好难过啊。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“行了,就这样吧。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵其实觉得还是有点漂亮,起码比以前村东头的村漂亮多了。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“行吧。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞闷闷不乐地抱着手臂。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“……呃,还不行……要小点……”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵踌躇了一会儿,还是开口。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞:“……”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp玛德!老娘都已经自减到了,还小?还有吗?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咦?胡姐姐你干什么呀?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女娃同学看见扮丑的胡主任表示相当惊讶。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦,相公说明天要去同学会,可是我要扮得丑一点,不能太高调。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞很老实地说。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哇,同学会呀!为什么要扮丑啊?不是都是要带漂亮的女朋友去装逼打脸的吗?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女娃同学表示不解。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咳,小孩纸不能说这么粗俗的话!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵板着脸。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好嘛,人家不是小孩纸啦!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女娃同学嘟嘟嘴。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗯,相公说要低调一点咯。哎呀,你和小九儿慢慢说嘛,板着脸给谁看呢?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞抱住女娃同学,对张贵娇嗔。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵:“……”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“女娃,女娃也想要去啦。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女娃同学眨眨大眼睛。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵:“???”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这……一家三口的节奏吗?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是……莫名有种喜当爹的感觉咋回事儿?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咳,那个……”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵正在组织语言考虑怎么安抚女娃。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哇,人间的同学会贫道也想见识见识啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp申公豹你添什么乱?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好像很有意思,算我一个。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp关二爷,又不是去打劫,有毛意思?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“你们班妹纸多不多?我也去瞅瞅?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp老吕,药店碧莲补?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“同学会啊!带我带我!我也想看看啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp雅典娜同学,你去门口再躺一会儿可好?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵无语地瞅瞅一帮子看热闹不嫌事儿大的神仙。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喂喂喂,这只是一个普通的凡间的同学聚会啊!你们这么兴奋是什么鬼?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵觉得这群神仙是不是间歇性脑抽了?一个凡人的同学聚会有什么好看的?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊,我觉得会很好玩啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp雅典娜的直觉是不可能靠谱的。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不,你直说妹纸有多少,少于十个我绝对不去!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吕洞宾弹了弹烟灰。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“凡间这么大,我想去走走。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp关二爷你什么时候这么文艺了?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“别瞪贫道,贫道只是想凑热闹。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp申公豹摊摊手,贫道一直都喜欢凑热闹啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那盘口谁看着啊?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵指了指楼上。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“不是有人皇爷盯着吗?地皇爷又不去。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吕洞宾把烟斜叼着。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哦,你们年轻人去玩吧。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp温西西摆摆手。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咦?出去玩吗?带佛爷啊!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp乔微生刚刚泡了个“香菇滑鸡面”出来。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喵喵喵!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp初遇趴在乔微生头顶显示了一下存在感。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp噫,初遇这会儿怎么越长越小了?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊,可是聚会规定只能带家眷啊,总不能带一大家子吧,那也太丢份了!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵抖了抖掉金粉的邀请函。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“啊,大哥哥!带女娃去嘛!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女娃同学拉着张贵的手摇啊摇。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好嘛,相公,带上小九儿咯。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞摸摸女娃同学的小脑阔,一脸疼爱。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎呀,我不管啦,反正我要去!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp雅典娜同学也拉着张贵的手摇啊摇,胡乃贞眼神起了变化。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“咦?胡姐姐你带我去哪?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp雅典娜诧异地扭头看着拉着自己后领的胡乃贞。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“没,最近琢磨了个新的招式,我想教教你。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞和蔼可亲地笑着拖走了雅典娜。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只是语调有点怪?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp嘶,这大冷天的,开空调了吗?怎么这么冷?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp乔微生打了个哆嗦,扯开泡面的纸盖子。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp啊,好暖和,这才是人生啊!
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“呼噜噜,吸溜。反正记得带佛爷去哦。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp集体活动最好了,又安全又可以碰一下机缘。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp乔微生对自己的英明感到满意。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喵嗷!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp初遇同学拍了一下小翅膀,期待地瞅着泡面。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp乔微生:“……”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好啦,这些给你。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp被喵喵星星眼击败的乔微生,不得不拿个一次性碗把泡面分出一点给初遇。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“哎呀,你愁啥呢,把我们带到地方,我有的是办法混进去。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吕洞宾拍拍张贵肩膀。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“噫,这倒是可行。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵想起来老吕的独门绝技“脸熟术”,感觉问题不大。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“好啊,点个外卖吃顿好的庆祝一下!明天集体行动!”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp申大款爷大方的掏出手机点外卖。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp乔微生瞅了瞅吃了大半的泡面,沉默了一下,把剩下的都倒到初遇碗里。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“喵?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp……
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp申公豹炒股赚的钱不少啊,外卖都是山珍海味,奢华得不行。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“老赵你可真抠,照理说你也赚不少了,咋就不嫌寒碜呢?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp申公豹夹了块鲍鱼揶揄着钱多多。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嗤,钱是用来生钱的,你这种渣渣如何晓得财神的境界?”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp钱多多嗤之以鼻,毫不犹豫把一块龙虾塞进嘴里。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“老赵啊,我那股本这期分红有多少?我想换个车了。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp吕洞宾吸溜一口鸡煲翅,咱境界低,只想在车顶摆瓶子。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“相公吃点生蚝,补补身子。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp胡乃贞给张贵夹着菜。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“那啥,我真不用补肾子了。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp张贵撇撇嘴,补了又用不上不是?
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“嘻嘻,初遇吃鸡腿呀。”
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女娃同学拿着鸡腿逗着初遇。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp初遇扑扇着翅膀,往香喷喷的鸡翅不断发起冲锋。
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp喵呀!为什么每次都差一点点?
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